eabernathy:

halloween in Australia

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incidentalpiratequeen:

representation fucking matters.

incidentalpiratequeen:

representation fucking matters.

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pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

 

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nanyoky:

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of…

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20

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"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

sadspaghetti:

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i don’t need any help in that department but thank you

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breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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